July 18

July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!

Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18

by Kingsav444 July 18, 2022

July 15th

Abi’s birthday

Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!

by ahaowowhsbjw July 14, 2022

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

July 22

National receive an arch pic day, today is the one day where you can get 1 free arch pic

"babe where's my arch pic"
"Why do you get one"
"Because it's July 22 duhhh"

by Yk I'm Day Guy July 22, 2024

July 20th

The day the of the moon landing. If this can happen with the computing power of a scientific calculator, anything can. Shoot your shot, take a risk, be a bad ass today.

Me: I'm finally going to talk to the coffee shop girl instead of stuttering at her creepily.

Friend: Hell yeah, ask her out while you're at it. Impossible things happen on July 20th.

by Nyx_Vyx July 6, 2022

Julie S

shes a terrible teacher and doesn't know how to teach at alll!!!!

Person 1: do you know what we are learning in science?
Person 2: no, I have Julie S

by ilovegrapes25 February 19, 2024

July 7

If its your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday today.

Just send them some nudes to make their day.

Camron: Its my birthday and its July 7th
Bailey: Ok so?
Camron: You know what that means.

by Jazzyyyy<3 May 8, 2024