jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.
Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.
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The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
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jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
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Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
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Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.
You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
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Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.
While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
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