jersey hand

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.

watch out the jersey hand

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

South Jersey Slingshot

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.

I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.

by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Jersey Smore

When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.

I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.

by no_im_bryna January 27, 2019

Jersey belle

A woman born and raised in Jersey who fell in love with the south, and despite what she thinks is a transplanted country girl. Most country boys fall in love with her unique combination of a beautiful and strong spunky jersey girl, mixed with the sweet and salty homestyle love of a southern girl. She can hold her own and blends in with the best of the southern folk as most accept her for her new found country roots along with her old quick wit and humor.

We always knew he'd end up with a southern belle, but he did one better and got himself a jersey belle.

A jersey belle - twice the sarcasm and booty, yet just the same southern charm and beauty.

by Carolinaduckhunter June 6, 2017

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024