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Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...
That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning
by Sunnync May 20, 2020
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Jersey Goodbye

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent
You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye
by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020
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Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.
No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee
by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020
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jesseighkaugh

When a Gypsy doesn’t know proper English so they name their kid Jesseighkaugh instead of Jessica by accident, but overall Jesseighkaugh is rather dumb but managed to grab an education, she has lots of friends but she doesn’t know what deodorant is so you might want to give her a little hint
Oh look! A gypsy mum and her baby! I bet they’re going to name her Jesseighkaugh. Smh 🤦 ♀️ Gypsy’s never know proper English because they don’t go to school. Gotta stay away from that stink.
by SkittleEater July 11, 2020
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Jersey Tilt

A hard single punch/K-O usually done by a probate or a prospect. Name is from An infamous 1% sons murderous left hook shot. Newbys in some clubs made this shot a rule.
That man folded from his Jersey Tilt.
by Loki5150 July 31, 2020
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Jersey

To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.
Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
by RipSquad August 14, 2020
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Jersey Whore

A girl or sometimes even a gay male who you never ever ever ever talk, that feel the need to ask you to wear your football jersey for for the game on friday.
No karen, you cannot wear my jersey for the game Friday stop being such a jersey whore.
by Barry Mycockiner63 August 27, 2020
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