Happy Lenin

A blowjob.

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!

by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010

Happiness Blip

A moment of brief satisfaction in the midst of an otherwise unpleasant series of circumstances.

The lunch break that separated two 4-hour shifts of hard labour provided Doug with a happiness blip that lasted 30 minutes.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.

Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.

by rare flower August 11, 2010

happy feet

When youre pounding the dough so hard that your feet start wiggling around.

I stalked this girls vsco and got happy feet.

by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019

John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

by Anonymousy June 22, 2007

Happy Tackle

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.

(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005