ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.

by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022

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Ginger-Juice

An added name that only a specified group of people are allowed to have like a special person can be called ginger-juice

Hey my name is Adwoa. You look like a nice person, like a ginger-juice

by KKingz June 16, 2018

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Ginger Law

Law that has been around ever since the first ginger was born. Ginger law that gingers enforce that has no limitations or boundaries that is enforced 24/7 by any means necessary.

Everyday must be Rachel Faith Hartman day because it is enforced by ginger law.

by PaleGinger556 August 28, 2022

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