foot nugget

The dog poop that gets stuck in between your toes when you step in it barefooted.

I walked outside to get the paper with no shoes on and I got a foot nugget coming back from the yard !

by Stefanski93 December 19, 2018

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018

foot in the wrong place

When you touch a nerve in a conversation..
You say something innocently but it ends up pissing them off.

M:Hey..how's the situation your ex coming up?😈
Shi:Are you fucking kidding me?🤨
M:Sorry...foot in the wrong place✋🏼
Shi:Next time am gonna fucking kill you🤨🤨🤨

by vndegwa December 28, 2018

foot

it’s a thing that smells

i kick you with my FOOT

by FOOT LOVER 101 January 10, 2019

a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.

Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight

by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018

Foot in the Butter

To fuck up, the art of fucking up

That girl did terrible on her math test, she really had her foot in the butter.

by Foot_in_the_butter_girl June 26, 2018