foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018

Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021

Foot

The body part that is under your leg

My foot is itchy

by Egga22 March 17, 2023

Heavy footed

Person whose presence ensures influx of large number of customers, clients, patients.

Oh no, I have the same shift as Rosie's, she is so heavy footed, the shift will go hectic.

by SuperOG November 7, 2020

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Searching for the Blue Footed Booby

A secret code name, made for skinny dipping with a small group of people.

Hey guys, Janelle said she would be up for searching for the Blue Footed Booby tonight.

by Officer Brown Sugar Nasty July 21, 2011

Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022