Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

vogue fat

A person with a couple of extra pounds

"I know she's not fat fat, yeah, but she's definately 'Vogue fat'"

by haha47 July 9, 2010

Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.

Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.

by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018

Fat Aggression

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world

"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"

by Mr.PicklesPickle July 18, 2016

Fat Benny

A huge, fat, nervous bastard. Typically afraid of his own shadow, and has to be 2 hours early to everything due to his paranoia of being late. Also typically rips ass 200 times a day at least.

Hey, that fat kid just ripped ass.

Yeah dude, that's Fat Benny, he's good for that.

by Mark Schaffer Bitch! August 7, 2009

Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.

Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!

by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016

fat cloud

A thick puff of smoke that appears “fat”.

John blew a fat cloud into his dogs ear.

by Dildosaurus Rex February 4, 2018