splooge-factory

A business establishment that provides happy endings under the table.

Have you been to that new Chinese foot massage place? I heard it's a total splooge-factory.

by Sony Ton June 12, 2013

Blood Factory

A male or female that is so muscular that he or she always looks like they got a enormous pump from the weightroom

Friend - Wow!?! Did Picasso just do like 100 curls?
Friend 2 - No, he's just a blood factory

by mBORN September 7, 2013

Stacker Factorial

The attempt to consume any amount of Burger King Stackers in descending order, starting from the biggest Stacker desired to the smallest Stacker available.

Josh: I just ate a Quad Stacker Factorial.
Luke: What is a Quad Stacker Factorial?
Josh: It is the consumption of a Quad Stacker, Triple Stacker, Double Stacker and a Single Stacker.
Luke: Wow! That is some serious patty consumption.

by JDUBS910 February 24, 2014

fang factory

Dentist.

"I have a toothache. I'll have to make an appointment at the fang factory"

by Mr Munchkin March 29, 2015

Playdough Factory

The playdough factory is the process of eating and pooping at the same time. Food goes in, poop goes out, just as the real playdough factory. Or when immediately after eating you have to poop.

I felt like a real playdough factory after I scarfed down those 10 tacos.

by Buff82787 June 21, 2016

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017

Laundry Factory

Letting your clothes pile up until you spend one whole day washing, drying, folding, and hanging using an assembly line of laundry baskets

I need to run a laundry factory today.

I am running a laundry factory right now, you have to wait until tomorrow to use the washing machine.

by JohnTesimo February 8, 2017