facebook stocker

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.

Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.

by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009

Facebook mom

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017

Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

by milf86 August 13, 2010

Facebook Moocher

Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.

Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."

Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."

Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"

Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."

Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"

by iG SPYD3R September 25, 2010

Facebook Nubs

Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.

Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.

*My comment gets removed*

Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.

Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*

Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.

by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011

Facebook Riot

The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.

Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!

Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!

by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012