Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.

The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."

by Psammead6 May 27, 2013

Double Hog Back Growler

Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.

Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!

by Drippy D September 4, 2013

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013

Double Shitty

When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.

Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"

by Donheis December 29, 2013

Double Weekend

A four day weekend.

Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.

Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."

Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."

by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014

double dangle

When you forget that you are wearing a tampon and insert another. There isn't one string hanging down, there are two strings causing a double dangle.

I think I put a tampon in but I'm not sure.. can you look to see if I have a double dangle?

by Angry Fudgie March 1, 2014

double feed

when a woman gargles on your testicals and her nose is inserted up your ass.You are masturbating and as you cum you smack her on her vagina which makes her blow snot out of her nose into your asshole

that double feed really cleared my sinus' last night.

by Steve the perv December 9, 2013