Ricky Dong

Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"
by KManKDownK November 24, 2021
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Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S
I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs
by Faster81 April 04, 2020
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Didji Dong

Messing with the minds of people, tomfoolery of the sorts
"DANGIT! I just Didji Donged my friend!
by iAmWithE October 01, 2023
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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 09, 2020
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deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.
I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.
by Nuthole May 09, 2017
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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