Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Vernacular colonialism

The process through which black slang and vernacular is co opted to become part of "internet culture". Terms like "simp" "woke" and "lit" that have been used for years in the black community and black Twitter become mainstream, leading white people to think the terms belong to them, ignorant of their origins.

Brian: You seen that Kevin, that kids a simp.
Keisha: Vernacular colonialism, at it again.

by Ewyan June 21, 2020

anti-colonial

Being anti-colonial is epitomized by Dhulbahante, as the Darawiish, a Dhulbahante force led by Sayyidka, embodied the bloodiest and longest anti-colonial struggle in Africa

she's anti-colonial

by khatumo November 2, 2020

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.

by Camdelou February 5, 2021

Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021

Spoonless Coconut

A coconut that does not possess a spoon

Eat shit and die you spoonless coconut

by MrLesbian July 8, 2021