by little lllll June 13, 2018
Get the chodemug. A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.
by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014
Get the chode bummug. When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chodingmug. 
When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)
Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”
Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”
Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024
Get the sigma chodemug. by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011
Get the Chodemug. A word commonly used by those that not have access to vagina , to disparage a fellow virgin. Popular in the redneck community and openly dumb fucking term
by Ligma69 March 18, 2019
Get the Chodemug.