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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle
Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”
by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025
mugGet the You Suck Chodesmug.

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 1, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long
Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat
by Disisalec January 18, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.
Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode
by Libila May 7, 2024
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.
Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!
by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019
mugGet the Chode Factorymug.

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