colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

colon candy by john March 16, 2003

Cotton candy

My girlfriend my forever lasting girlfriend that u love and respect

Youre my cotton candy ill do anything for you babe

Cotton candy by Going for it October 22, 2015

The Candy Man

1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here.

2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with it.

3. One who kills Sweds.

"Come here little kiddies, I have candy"-Candy Man

The Candy Man by Cheezmeister December 11, 2003

russain candy cane

eating a girl out wile she is in her peroid

thanks for the russain candy cane hun

russain candy cane by john41241251251346347 March 20, 2006

ham candy 

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

ham candy by g.prime December 27, 2007

Russian candy cane 

The act of receiving oral sex from a girl. When the male climaxes, he pulls the penis out of the mouth and ejaculates on the female's face. Then, he punches her in the nose hard enough to draw blood. The white and red mix for a Russian candy cane.

I just gave that girl a mean Russian candy cane.

Russian candy cane by BDG March 12, 2003

ass candy

Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.

Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!

ass candy by SrTim May 4, 2006