Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Scrap Book

homework given by your teacher that you don't even want to do it

Teacher: Alright students make a scrap book regarding unit 15. It's due 1 month
Student 1: i hate this

by Yuzeri September 27, 2021

Book

Who the fuck reads books?

Look at that dumbass reading a book

by GumGumby February 16, 2021

Book whore

A person sexually attracted to books
A person who seductively touches a book

Look at that book whore kissing her prisoner of azkaban book

by Books aare smeggsy November 15, 2020

book

it is a BOOK

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man you seeeee that fine looking book."
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"

by wewwwewewewewwewew December 10, 2018

the book thing

Phil go bye bye from the Mercellist Sun God

Prepare to bye bye I will now do the book thing

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022

Books

(Noun) A slang term used to describe difficult-to-understand females. The, 'look at the front cover and read the back before opening up' kind.

A: "yo foo let's go searching books at the club, my dog is barking"

by 914unkkkkk May 26, 2024