Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

birthbits

Pregnant vomit

Her-OH NO IT'S COMING!!!
Him-THE BABY?!?!?!?!
Her- NO!BIRTHBITS!!!*pukes*

by petartedfotato February 25, 2018

biophilic

Adj. for of biophilia - the innate human feeling of love for nature and life

I am a biophilic tree-hugging, sun-worshipping, radical feminist.

by Brrrrrri May 15, 2018

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018

Birthday Surprise

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018

Biotch

How u and ur friends swear when ur teachers r around, bc they can’t call u out on it

ASHLEY: “Hey biotch”
BILLYBOB: “hai!”

by 0ne ugly p0tat0 October 18, 2018

Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018