Badger

A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area

"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"

by Badgerhands October 14, 2020

badger

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHHROOM MUSHROOM

Look its a badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Babert

Babert is everyone and everything, and you'll never be able to escape him/her/it(?)

Babert: I have to go to my wife

Babert: I am your wife!

by Bbabert November 30, 2020

Baber

another way of saying paper, usually used by non native english speakers, especially arabs.

What we gonna do is take some construction Baber, and sketch a picture of picasso.

by Maskythelord December 8, 2020

badger

a animal that is really fucking cool

dude badger is so cool

by 1337badgers December 25, 2020

bagelducks

very sexy man

"bagelducks is much more sexier than edan, i would let his bbc thrust all the way inside me!" - eef

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg December 27, 2020