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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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Snatch-blast

Snatch-blast is when a girl or guy shoves half gram or more of meth rocks in her pussy!
"No more butt loads for me I just did a snatch-blast!!"
by Hitkitty1988 October 10, 2016
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Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face
by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025
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Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce
Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast
by Yo wats up October 10, 2017
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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
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Malibu Blast

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after
by Dave Roth February 11, 2024
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Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you
"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"
by zzburg May 9, 2019
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