Ass Pig

Someone who enjoys any and all anal activities to the point of fetishism, and beyond.

Girl, I went out with so-and-so, and all that bitch wanted to do was spread those cheeks, she was such an ass pig!!!

by Sombra Pagan July 15, 2004

ass yodelling

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.

Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.

by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Metro Ass

1. When you sit on any surface in a Metro rail car or a Metro station. The germs and filth that envelop your rear cause the degenerative disease that is Metro Ass.

2. Getting banged on the Metro. The recommended place for getting Metro Ass is the partition of black glass at the end of each car.

1. "Ali, you cannot get in my bed tonight. You've got Metro Ass."

2. "Man, I got a great piece of Metro Ass last night."

by metro girl January 16, 2007

Guy Ass

When a girl wears pants or jeans that sag and wrinkle near her ass making it look like she has a flat, unattractive, guys ass. usually a girlscout.

wow if she wants to get any she needs to get rid of that guy ass

Ew there goes the queen of the guy asses (HL)

by miTsIemaNyM March 25, 2011

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

piece of ass

1. a hot woman, dressed in a sexy manner
2. hot chick who is ready for sex

Mmm mmm mmm, look at that sweet piece of ass over there. Like to suck on her teats.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002