ass, gas or grass 

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

ass, gas or grass by garbage eater March 25, 2009

ass tulip

noun - a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. This condition is marked by the extrusion of one's rectal walls through the anus.

If you let that dolphin do you in the butt, you may well develop an ass tulip.

ass tulip by strindberg March 18, 2003

ass beard 

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

ass-muppet 

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

ass-muppet by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

ass wiper by Holly J. August 21, 2006

Ass Wrath 

The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room

friend comes over in morning.

"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"

"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"

"you fuck!"

Ass Wrath by angelo colonna October 18, 2008

Ass theory

Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.

Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."

Ass theory by nanananinagga August 24, 2009