Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.
by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006
Get the fake-ass mug.when a woman is thick and her butt cheeks including muscle and fat and can move them towards and away from each other (kind resembling a clapping motion.)
by CNC March 23, 2005
Get the ass clap mug.Girl, I went out with so-and-so, and all that bitch wanted to do was spread those cheeks, she was such an ass pig!!!
by Sombra Pagan July 15, 2004
Get the Ass Pig mug.when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.
by baddaditude December 24, 2010
Get the ass yodelling mug.1. When you sit on any surface in a Metro rail car or a Metro station. The germs and filth that envelop your rear cause the degenerative disease that is Metro Ass.
2. Getting banged on the Metro. The recommended place for getting Metro Ass is the partition of black glass at the end of each car.
2. Getting banged on the Metro. The recommended place for getting Metro Ass is the partition of black glass at the end of each car.
1. "Ali, you cannot get in my bed tonight. You've got Metro Ass."
2. "Man, I got a great piece of Metro Ass last night."
2. "Man, I got a great piece of Metro Ass last night."
by metro girl January 16, 2007
Get the Metro Ass mug.When a girl wears pants or jeans that sag and wrinkle near her ass making it look like she has a flat, unattractive, guys ass. usually a girlscout.
wow if she wants to get any she needs to get rid of that guy ass
Ew there goes the queen of the guy asses (HL)
Ew there goes the queen of the guy asses (HL)
by miTsIemaNyM March 25, 2011
Get the Guy Ass mug.A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
by spankdaddy June 23, 2011
Get the ass-barn mug.