Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass November 05, 2015

bitch apple

Another word for 'Worthless' usually used by your mother when you've done something stupid.

*mom* You guys can't appreciate anything I do for you!
*kid* what are you talking about?
*mom* You're both little bitch apples

by -a- December 16, 2014

Apple Sauce

The food of choice for losers and their associates. Particularly in sporting events and video games.

You lost! You lost! You ate apple sauce!

by DJ Felony March 02, 2009

Apple Picking

Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend

Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.

by grass eater October 19, 2009

apple burger

edible genious (created by Howarth, Chris : 1998)

apple and err - burger = apple burger

by Nigel Pellet June 05, 2007

fiona apple

The act of eating an apple or other fruit out of someones anus. Could be an emergency result of ill planned masturbatory explorations, or could be the finish to a night of kinky partner sex under the influence of tan mdpv.

"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"

(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)

"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"

Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.

Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...

"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords

We had just finished training the dogs, and then I gave her a fiona apple.

by numinous_cloud February 11, 2011

apple

a cigarette or anything else you can smoke.

that girl smokes way too many apples.

by thugyooo September 05, 2007