The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.
In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.
In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.
Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
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Get the april ninth mug.A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
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