You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 07, 2022
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Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............
"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
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Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
by Muffin_Lord June 05, 2011
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Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.
You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.
"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019
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Popalomaunia-Bed

This means "Comfortable Bed"
This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!
by Lenoreno7546 October 10, 2023
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