Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 06, 2021

Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 14, 2017

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Big whale

The ich to sratch the penis

I had a big whale playing soccer

by Eugine nigri June 30, 2019

Big Whale

Big penis

Big Streamer in the streets, big whale in the sheets- mrgooseduck9

by MrGooseDuck9 October 03, 2020

beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 12, 2022