Wet Nilly

Sticking either your wet finger or tongue into someone's nose surprisingly

I stuck my tongue in my mates nose and gave him a wet nilly

by wolftone1916 November 18, 2020

Wet Chirps

A disgusting alternate name for hiccups

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"

by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020

Wet Tilapia

A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.

Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.

by AssMuncher305 August 7, 2020

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Wet convo

A sexual conversation between two people when teasing/flirty or being horny over text.

“Dude we were having a such a wet convo🥴”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

wet wipe

William

Will
Schmuck

Such a wet wipe

by Okbestie October 26, 2020