Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

Wet canyon

When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.

"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"

by LordSqueezy June 29, 2017

Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018

Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

Wet cookie

The literal English translation of Limb Bizkit.

“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”

"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"

by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018