Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

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Submerged Whale Tail

A Submerged Whale Tail is when you wear a thong on a windy day intentionally to show the 'Whale tail' of the thong beneath the waves the skirt makes in the wind. Rocking a Submerged Whale Tail is best done with a short pleated skirt on a windy day, but really any flippy short skirt will work so long as it's breezy enough. Instead of displaying the whale tail out of water (meaning being intentionally seen peeking up under low rise jeans) flashing a Submerged whale tail is the miniskirt alternative.

On a breezy day Andi went on a walk with her friends in a denim pleated mini skirt and flashed a submerged whale tail.

by Roachwitch September 23, 2022

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Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

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Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

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