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Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
Vagina Stampede by WtF#? September 27, 2010

vagina fuzz 

Vagina fuzz is when you haven't had any means of sexual acts in a while: as in, SEX. Vagina fuzz is also referred as cobwebs, dust bunnies, and or the cookie CRUMB monster. GET YOU SOME>
kelssi: OMG, i haven't had sex in at least 2 days!!
tausha: then, you have what is not clinically known as, VAGINA FUZZ.
vagina fuzz by taushhhh February 27, 2011

Vagina Roll 

1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.
Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!
Vagina Roll by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011

Vagina Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the female says "Vagina Jynx" before the male says "Penis Jynx", he cannot speak until he licks/sucks/gets you off with his mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Penis Jynx"
"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"VAGINA JYNX" -female
"PENI... damn it" -male

"slurp, slurp" - male

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -male
Vagina Jynx by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011

Vagina defense 

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.
It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.
Vagina defense by Mr.Movado October 4, 2011

Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."