Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad
lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’
m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards
Earth*