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ur aunt bi

jim: ur mom gay
bob: ur daddy lesbian
jim: ur granny tranny
bob: ur grandpa a trap
jim: ur aunt bi

*bob explodes and dies*
ur aunt bi by ur_aunt_bi May 10, 2018

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.
Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
ur granny franny by Urboi489 May 11, 2018

ur sister mister 

Ur sister mister is the next level of ur granny tranny. It is stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. Nobody who ever heard this sentence is alive.
John: Hey Jeff ur mom gay
Jeff: No u
John: Ur dad lesbian
Jeff: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur sister mister
Jeff: *jeff and his whole family instantly die and go to the deepest layer of hell*

Ur grandpap a trap 

Along with ur mum gei, ur dad a lesbo, ur granny tranny, and ur sister's a mister this phrase can destroy a man's life it has never failed.
Hitler:usa is gei
Us soldier: ur grandpap a trap

ur son mitochondria 

THE GOD OF INSULTS
*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

Ur grand-daddy a fatty 

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*