Southampton Solent University 

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

Southampton Solent University by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005

university of texas 

1) school of higher education in austin
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!

1) i wish i was cool enough to go to the university of texas.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.

university of texas by kate March 27, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The Party Scene
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.

Tiki Dance
Christmas Dance

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Big Bertha April 10, 2005

University of Michigan 

A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.

University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.

University of Michigan by knotalther January 29, 2015

University of Florida 

The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165

UF > FSU

Looks like UF isnt a third rate school Bill. UF ownz and will always pwnz FSU sucka.

University of Florida by P huNgy May 17, 2004

University of Kentucky 

The best university in the nation. Great parties, always something to do, and it seems like all the hot girls come to UK. Despte what you will hear from haters, UK does care about academics, and it is not a hillbilly university.

Home of the greatest tradition in college basketball. Every game hosts 24,000 screaming fans of the Big Blue Nation, and you're surrounded by a beautiful sea of blue. There's no greater moment of your life than watching Kentucky put down Louisville or Tennessee in Rupp Arena.

Student 1: "I can't decide where to go to college, man"
Student 2: "Come to the University of Kentucky, dude!! it's awesome!!!"

University of Kentucky by Evaniscool September 5, 2011

Elon University 

A college in North Carolina, comprising mostly of Northerners. Not bad people overall, a little immature. A preppy place, and on its way up in the world. The girls are better than the guys.

There is a large percentage of homosexual guys. Be in a fraternity.

Elon University by J. D. Notgiven IV November 22, 2004