tom noakes

the kid in my class that is scared of everything and can't catch a ball to save his life, i think a girl with no arms could catch better.

tom noakes can catch better then you.

or

tom noakes is 20 times braver then you.

or

Your such a tom noakes

by frankenpenis June 26, 2009

tom nowacki

a white polish boy who is absessed with killing and knives

hey do u wanna see my knife? no i dont tom nowacki

by djblack12 November 1, 2010

Tom Holland

A really amazing actor. And the hottest guy in the world

Tom Holland is really hot like OMG

by Amazing actor February 24, 2019

tom and jerry

A hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking Tom and Jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.

This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.

by NurseShakespeare November 19, 2011

pontiac tom

A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".

Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!

by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004

Tom Brady

Adjective; A lying scumb bag with no life. A lonely man who for some weird reason turns people on. Also a sour loser.
Verb; To deflate something because he/she knows they can't win fairly.

Messi ," Hey Ronaldo don't pull a Tom Brady."
Ronaldo,"But why would I want to deflate the soccer balls."

by Tom_brady_deflates February 6, 2017

Peking Tom

A Caucasian man solely attracted to Asians. See Rice Queen

Dave is a Peking Tom; he'd rather fuck an ugly Filipino than a Norwegian supermodel.

by Deadly Girl December 30, 2003