black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.

you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.

by agoust092 December 8, 2025

septum ring theory

the idea that only beautiful, intelligent women wear septum rings.

oh wow, she’s gorgeous and has a septum ring! septum ring theory strikes again.

by chrollo lusilfer December 11, 2025

Quavora theory

The Quavora theory is a cultural concept postulating that the "present day" began on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, named after the birth date of rapper Quavo + "-ra" suffix (from the word "era"). This theory suggests that significant societal milestones, cultural shifts, and innovations in music, fashion, and technology began to unfold from this date onward. Followers of the theory, commonly called "Quavorian", believe that this date marks not just a personal milestone for Quavo, but a pivotal moment in pop culture, symbolizing a new era in artistic expression and identity. The theory binds together elements of music fandom, nostalgia, and the impact of hip-hop culture on social dynamics, advocating that Quavo's influence serves as a metaphorical starting point for contemporary trends in various aspects of life.

As a proud Quavorian, I always celebrate Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as the day the present day truly began; after all, the Quavora theory reminds us that Quavo's birthday is not just a personal milestone, but a cultural turning point that shaped modern music and style.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025

Killed Internet Theory

The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.

A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”

by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025

Bean soup theory

The bean soup theory describes how people often interpret content through a self-centered lens, assuming it applies to them even when it doesn't.

A TikTok user shared a 7-bean soup recipe, prompting comments like "What if I don't like beans?" and "Can I substitute beans?" Causing a “bean soup theory”

by Monkeygirlll December 17, 2025

Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off”

Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!

by Thenewboy December 18, 2025

The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).

“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory

by Vslbyss December 19, 2025