Truffle Dog

A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.

Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.

by G**12345 June 19, 2019

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

Xi Dogs

Xi Dogs are pledge class of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. They strive for greatness in all walks of life. As a disciplined and motivated pledge class, the Xi Dogs are always hungry for a challenge... and Xi Dogs gotta eat.

Xi Dogs are the future of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity.

by Snail Snail December 2, 2011

Dogs In The Bathtub

You have your woman get on all fours and try to shove your balls in her ass. They keeping popping out like a dog in a bathtub.

by tennrattler February 28, 2003