Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible

Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture

by Blmario October 10, 2025

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis

My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night

by stroker9138 October 1, 2023

Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.

What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.

by Lil munts December 20, 2017

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 15, 2010

Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018