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Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.
I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018
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ball for the coach

portrayed as a rich person in the perspective of the poor
“ Are you happy now? Playing ball for the coach, You filthy fucking cockroach
by cigsandmusic April 23, 2023
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giggle-balls

when you have a tickleish ball-sack
oh i have giggle-balls
by gigggle ball November 10, 2010
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Fortnite balls

Term for when a fortnite character displays their balls on screen.
Bro Jonesy showed me some Fortnite balls!
by Drxgod November 15, 2022
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ball in road

A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
by phil knight August 24, 2006
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patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.
by j leafy November 29, 2016
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ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.
by ballsquad July 31, 2015
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