yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

Touchaaa

When on has a massive shit that hits the water before snapping off

Woo Hoo I've just done a touchaaa, must have been that massive bowl of carbonara

by Shedz June 29, 2011

touchdownin

serveing it on someone and beating or winning over someone so much better its like making a touchdown because your so much better then them

Fred:dude your servin it you cant miss one hoop Lil-G:naw im just touchdownin on ya

by LIL-GE March 31, 2009

toucan snout

a toucan snout is the large schnozzzz. Often shaped like a toucan's beak. The toucan snout is much more than just a large nose, it is a grotesque appendage that draws attention and often associated with guidos. Also can be used to refer to a person with such nose, as their name...HEY LOOK ITS TOUCAN SNOUT.

That girl has a huge toucan snout.

by f0ffcun7 November 11, 2010

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017