Porn Crawl

Like a bar crawl, but rather than visiting lots of alcohol outlets, you visit lots of porn websites.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see those Miley Cyrus pictures?"

Guy 2: "No I haven't"

Guy 1: "Yeah I saw them last night on a Porn Crawl"

by M a XxX W 3 L L September 6, 2011

urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.

Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.

by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008

donkey porn

When a dirty male female watched a donkey rideing some skanky old woman like a village bike!!

Niamh!?!? wats this you watching DONKEY PORN eeehhhh uhhhhh ehhhh uhhhhh

by Char The Star =n= Ceebee October 4, 2004

emo porn

Stuff like fiction, pictures, advertisement, etc. that is designed for the sole purpose of pushing emotional buttons, hard. Plausibility and/or balance are disregarded.

Enjoying emo porn does not mean that one believes it to be realistic.
Certain story lines or clichés can function like fetishes, i.e. they work for you or not, and who knows why.

i know that movie plot was ridiculous and implausible, but I needed some emo porn.

by pseudo nym2 October 17, 2009

Bank Porn

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.

My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.

by IndustrySource December 11, 2010

Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013