Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010
Get the Caveman Theorymug. by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021
Get the l theorymug. Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"
A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"
B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"
A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
Get the magic dirt theorymug. Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.
“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”
“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”
“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”
Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”
2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."
Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
Get the Law's Theory of Chess Referencesmug. The Ultimate Software Company that currently develops leading edge 3D games and applications. h4x t0 d4 m4x.
by n30x October 17, 2004
Get the Digitized Theory Studiosmug. A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025
Get the The Arkansas Theorymug. If somebody is more hungover than you, you don't seem to feel nearly as bad. Applies to other circumstances too, like if you are watching a scary movie and somebody is finding it scarier than you, you are naturally not as scared and can sometimes even enjoy the moment when your mate craps their pants! Universally applied to many situations. Has a good humorous outcome normally :)
The next day Jake was vomiting, while I felt like crap, on his fifth vomit I realized that I was in a far better place phycologically than Jake.
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
by Burcules January 23, 2015
Get the Hangover theorymug.