Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friends/family even after that friend/family members has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means, you are willing to do the right above all, for that reason. Even if it means stumping yourself short in the end. People will always find a way back up from down and vice versa.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
by HppyMadisMyFavProd.Co. November 30, 2009
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Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it
*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"
by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024
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orange peal theory

When you ask another person to do a small task for you, like pealing an orange or asking them to tie your shoe for you. Both of these are tasks that you can do by yourself, the real test is how they respond to you. If they respond with “you can do it your self” then they are not willing to do small tasks for you and will most likely fail to do larger ones for you in the future. However if they do it immediately or do it willingly then they pass the test.
Orange peal theory example:
WRONG❌
Girl: “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “ no you can do it yourself”

RIGHT✅
Girl “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “idk how to but I’ll try and help”
by Tyler_Smith December 17, 2023
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The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 04, 2024
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Thagriyium Theory

The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times
We live off the Thagriyium Theory to tell time
by Ratiodo February 07, 2018
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Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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