douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010

cheese douche

An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.

Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.

by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010

douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.

"This guys Douche Quotient is off the charts!"

by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009

Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.

(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!

by kamel_reds December 12, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

Douche Sauce

The excessive use of offensively odoriferous body sprays for men.

What is that smell. Oh T-Bag is saturated in douche sauce

by mo_az September 16, 2010