by Poofyfaceofmaster September 5, 2017
Get the Saltymug. (Adjective): - Anger, bitterness, or sulkiness in response to a being put in a situation one finds disagreeable and/or unfair. For instance, one could be salty after experiencing a sporting or political defeat, having a joke made at one's expense, or being placed in an unpleasant situation (such as being given extra work by one's boss).
Being "salty" is generally a sign of emotional immaturity, as the situation is rarely as unfair as the salty individual believes it to be. Most of the time they're just whining because things didn't go their way.
Grumbling, sarcasm, snapping, moodiness, and even outright hostility are all examples of "salty" behaviour.
The term is likely derived from the fact that salt has an acrid and bitter flavour.
Being "salty" is generally a sign of emotional immaturity, as the situation is rarely as unfair as the salty individual believes it to be. Most of the time they're just whining because things didn't go their way.
Grumbling, sarcasm, snapping, moodiness, and even outright hostility are all examples of "salty" behaviour.
The term is likely derived from the fact that salt has an acrid and bitter flavour.
"Gareth was really salty after his team lost the game yesterday. He's been sulking in his room ever since."
"Don't be like that, Jen. It was just a harmless prank. There's no need to be so salty about it."
"Don't be like that, Jen. It was just a harmless prank. There's no need to be so salty about it."
by Grymbald April 26, 2017
Get the saltymug. Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018
Get the a salty piratemug. The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
Get the Salty Lemonmug. Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
Get the Saltymug. by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024
Get the salty Sasquatchmug. When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
Get the Salty Geoffmug.