Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.

Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.

by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004

pull and pray

The act of taking your penis out of the girl's vagina just before you cum to avoid pregnancy.

I fucked Lisa last night but I didn't have a condom on me so I did a pull and pray!

by stealth17 October 12, 2006

Pulled an ian

when you are in a dark place and kiss extremely unnatractive girls with tongue.

"Hey guys I made out with that one chick from that place."

What the hell?! She's an ugly bitch. You pulled an ian.

by someguy92 May 14, 2009

Pulling a Dorothea

When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.

OMG that girl is totally pulling a Dorothea... this house smells like shit!

by fosser2 September 9, 2010

pulling a jigar

committing a betrayal of the lowest order known to man

Tim: Man, when I got home, I saw Joe making out with my 12 year old sister
John: Oh Boy! That bastard was pulling a jigar on you :(

by sexyboi212 July 30, 2009

Pulling A Kayne

To place ones finger into the rectum of an un-suspecting other, this can also be considered as an act of homosexual desperation.

"Did You Hear What Matty Did To John Last Night.. He Pulled A Kayne When He Wasnt Looking"

"Did I Give You Permission To Start Pulling A Kayne On My Dog Whilst I Was Using The Bathroom"

by Kayne Summers May 1, 2008