rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024

wrong number

similar to electric boogaloo but for mid sequels

A: "hotline miami 2 wrong number isnt that bad really"
B: "yeah but its not as good as the first game"
A: "shouldve been hotline miami 2 electric boogaloo"

by Fire in hole June 20, 2024

Robo Numbers

A term for exceptionally poor statistical performance, usually in reference to video games.

15 kills? Those are some Robo Numbers you fat fuck.

You only jerk off 3-4 times a week? Those are Robo Numbers, you gotta get those up.

by Robobobert December 23, 2024

tail number

Da current tally of "willing" chicks whom you've met during commercial-airline trips.

If you want to "rack" up an impressive "tail number" without having to use up all of your frequent-flier miles just to snag one or two hotties per trip, try getting a seat on a cheerleader-transport flight, since there will be lots of cute rumps all gathered together on just dat single journey, and so your "little black book" might attain a good number of entries all at once, rather than their just being added one-by-one from da random hot-in-da-crotch female passenger whom you'd happen across on each separate plane-ride.

by QuacksO January 10, 2025

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Atomic Number Engineering

The ultimate alchemy: directly editing an element's identity by changing the number of protons in its nucleus. This isn't just nuclear fusion or fission (smashing nuclei together or splitting them apart); it's the precise, surgical addition or removal of protons to transmute one element into another on demand. Lead into gold? Basic. Turning toxic waste into inert helium, or synthesizing stable, super-heavy elements unknown in nature? That's the goal. It requires staggering amounts of energy and control over the strong nuclear force, making it the pinnacle of material science—literally rewriting the periodic table to suit your needs.

*Example: "The waste cleanup used atomic number engineering. They ran the radioactive cesium-137 through a proton scrubber, yanking out protons one by one until it became stable, harmless platinum. The process cost a billion dollars in antimatter catalyzed energy, but hey, free jewelry."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Atomic Number Harnessing

The practice of exploiting the specific, defining proton count of an element to generate useful effects, rather than trying to change it. This focuses on the unique properties that come from a given atomic number: using uranium-92's fissionability for dense power, utilizing lead-82's density and radiation shielding, or leveraging the catalytic properties of platinum-78. It’s about selecting the perfect elemental "tool" from nature's toolbox and applying it with extreme precision, often in contexts where isotopic purity or specific electron configurations (stemming from proton count) are critical.

*Example: "Their stealth hull isn't a composite; it's atomic number harnessing. They plate it in einsteinium-99. Its insane proton count creates a chaotic electron cloud that scatters sensor beams into nonsense noise. It's also mildly radioactive, so... don't lick the spaceship."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026