music director

1. a person in charge of the musical components of a theatrical production, with duties such as selecting cast members, leading music rehearsals with the performers, and conducting the cast and pit orchestra during the show.

2. a superhuman.

The music director is the most underrated person working in an award show. Ever wonder how the orchestra knows just when to play a recipient off during a lengthy speech, or what piece to perform to cleverly introduce a presenter? That is all the work of a music director.

by chiefyblues July 28, 2022

chick music

Music that targets the female audience.

Nigga, are you listening to Backstreet Boys! Come on dude, that's chick music.

by @andel December 1, 2018

Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.

We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!

by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011

music mirage

A really good song that doesn’t reflect what the artist actually makes. Often not even in the same genre.

I really liked the black seminole but it seems like it was just a music mirage.

by TheDimensionist February 9, 2023

Musical swag

Music that is of good quality or talent and also exceeds the standards of the music industry.

Did you hear the latest #1 hit on the Billboard Top 100? They totally have musical swag.

by music_is_4_life September 10, 2010

music banter

A place of congregation for Animal Collective fans who argue with incandescent rage if you dare to criticise them.

animal collective rage hate music banter

by dopeacha January 30, 2010

Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.

blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.

by Blakepwner January 25, 2011