morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 5, 2004

Morningshine

The peaceful feeling you have when you are sad, but not necessarily in a bad way. Generally put, it's when someone with a high self esteem but not arrogance gets ignored.

"Hey Brenda, want to hang out sometime?"
"Go away!"
(turns to friends)"Poor girl... she must be in a bad mood. Oh well, her loss."

"Oh man Bobby just got shut down over there."
"Yah, he must have some morningshine."

by Benjamin Sjavik January 11, 2008

morning musk

that stench you get when you wake up in the morning. combines how bad your breath and b.o. are

ed: hey guys, whats up?
justin: dude, you smell like morning musk, you just wake up? go brush your teeth and shower
ed: right, sorry...

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 22, 2011

Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.

I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!

by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011

ow morning

when you are woken up to the pain of one of the most painful charlie horses around.

I had an ow morning that woke me up at 5:00 in the morning.

by matt3 January 14, 2006

indigo morning

When you eat a elephant sized ton of blueberries, and take a laxative before you go to sleep, When you wake up, to find that you have shit yourself, you will also find purple stains all over your bed sheet, which never seem to completely go away, no matter how many times you wash them.
Also, a delicious cereal by Kashi.

Yo, man. I ate too many blueberries last night. I had a massive indigo morning today.

Hey mom, can you pass the indigo morning? Love you.

by StevoBrown October 14, 2013

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018