Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

hive mind

it's like communism, but with brain cells

P1: "Ngl, I'm kind of stupid."
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"

by peppermug October 23, 2020

Determ-in-da-mind

Overly determined. To the point you look stupid.

Jeez, see how she’s walking to class? She’s so determ-in-da-mind

by puglifeornolife September 8, 2021

mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.

ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP

by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018

very demure, very mindful

To be chill or to (sarcastically) display how calm and respectful something is. Often considered brainrot.

person 1: I will place this sofa here so it faces away from your room for privacy
person 2: That's very demure, very mindful

by CrumbPet August 18, 2024

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

MAGA-MIND

When most of the mind's disk space is taken up by slogans and facts are validated only by their compatibility with the person's ideology and preconceived ideas.

His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.

by JustObservations July 29, 2024