The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!
Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.
by thekevinsmyrl June 11, 2011
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"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011
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I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus
by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011
Get the Mexican Yodel mug.A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
by gamoson May 4, 2013
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Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013
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Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 15, 2014
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My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
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