by iancolours December 28, 2016
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2. A second name for a god awful place known as graypee waypees, consists of annoying motherfuckers who just want attention. However, there are some good out of the bunch.
3.Jimmy's Mom / graypee waypees is a place where a load of stupid arguments take place.
2. A second name for a god awful place known as graypee waypees, consists of annoying motherfuckers who just want attention. However, there are some good out of the bunch.
3.Jimmy's Mom / graypee waypees is a place where a load of stupid arguments take place.
>> uhhh did you see what happened on Jimmys Mom last night?
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by Pencil Vester January 30, 2021
Get the Jimmy's Mom mug.A Summerlin mom is a Rich entitled Gated community living European Karen that lives in Las Vegas. They usually have Golden Knight season tickets and use their husband's Black AMEX card to buy anything they need to keep up with their neighbors. Their children usually go to private schools, and only work minimally for play money. They love boxed wine and getting plastic surgery. They like to wear VGK glitter jackets and work out and tan during the day. They are a running joke on the VGK Keeping It Real fan page on FB. Vegas Ron has trademarked this term.
I saw a Summerlin mom at Costco wearing a Golden Knight Glitter jacket getting into her Tesla with a case of boxed wine.
by VEGASRON January 6, 2022
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Get the your mom mug.A social media page where helicopter mom over react about everything they see a teen doing in the town of Zionsville IN.
Zionsville mom: I saw John Doe last night on his scare board and he was causing a ruckus in the town, his parents should be ashamed of his actions.
Reality: John was quietly scaring home from work.
Zionsville mom: I saw John Doe last night on his scare board and he was causing a ruckus in the town, his parents should be ashamed of his actions.
Reality: John was quietly scaring home from work.
by Big boybricker October 1, 2019
Get the zionsville moms mug.A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered
Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..
by .u January 17, 2020
Get the Soccer Mom mug.A women who has chosen to love a man as well as his children. While never trying to take the birth mothers place, a step-mother acts as a friend and role model.
A step-mother chose to love another woman's children as her own yet walks on eggshells when it comes to parenting. Most commonly seen as a home wrecker by insecure birth mothers, a Step-mom had the same dreams and goals for the children as she would if they were her own.
A step-mother chose to love another woman's children as her own yet walks on eggshells when it comes to parenting. Most commonly seen as a home wrecker by insecure birth mothers, a Step-mom had the same dreams and goals for the children as she would if they were her own.
by xtryx July 29, 2014
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