Man-bitch

A guy who has particular woman-like antics which include; falling out with friends, going in a huff and moaning about certain individuals in full detail. Just the general bitchy woman attitude but one that has woven into a guys character.

Person1: "dude you coming down the pub?"
Person2: "I'm still not talking to you!"
Person3: "Dude stop being such a man-bitch and let's get a pint"

by R055 July 4, 2010

man sexy

A guy good looking enough that even other men find him attractive

My friend David thinks Jet-Li is man sexy!

David: "I'm not gay, but i would bed him! He's man sexy!"

by nisha68 February 20, 2007

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

Peyton Manning

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.

If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!

by BUSean April 12, 2007

Man Boob

A result of too much oestrogen in the drinking water is the development of 'man boobs' or man breasts.

Look at the man boobs on that guy.

by phatboy November 2, 2003

man thot

boys who plays a girl just to get his dick sucked

he played sally and emily to get his dick sucked, little man thot .

by dont trust fuckboys April 26, 2015

Census Man

One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.

Ability to sit in a cube for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous tic due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in shirt pockets and 'Members Only' Jackets are cool.

An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but can't approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic life skills such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.

Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.

He's such a Census Man...a nice guy but a bit odd if you know what I mean...

by ComputersHateApostrophes June 15, 2009