friendzone for life

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.

My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

pepper life

The pepper life is a sophisticated life where you either are friends with someone or despise them. You make things bitter or delicious. The pepper life brings you joy since you remember all the joyful people in life. This is.... The pepper life

Jonathan: hey, I heard you live that salt life though

Jennifer: well I heard that you live that pepper life

Jonathan: whelp, life is complicated, with many twists and turns. All you can do is live in the moment and enjoy things while they last. The people, events, occasions we all experience form who we are. Everyday is an adventure, I am glad I can spend it with my closest friends since I live that pepper life.

by Steltzer1234 January 8, 2016

life game

I DONT KNOW GET A LIFE YOU FAT NEEK

Aleena's playing the life game.

jk bro i love you

by ariyaan October 27, 2020

Rage Life

v.) To live life to the fullest. Raging life could be floating through powder, blazing a downhill trail or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, any experience that activates the soul and brings you to the present moment.

Him: What'd you do last weekend?
Her: We had an epic weekend of shredding dirt and raging life in Moab!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.

by livinlavidapura December 8, 2015

school life

A life that 11-18 year olds do not like living. It includes 5-6 hours of lessons and at least 1 hour of homework each night. They savour the weekend as the majority of it is spent doing the things they love such as meeting up with friends

Nyah : So, how's life
Jessica: Well, it's school life soooo...
Cerys: Oh that's not good. Bet you're glad for the weekend coz it's Friday today!

by Made up words that make sense March 9, 2017

Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Shock of life

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

by Moose51 July 7, 2021